Cheney Would Support Gay Marriage Ban
Oh my God, what a surprise! A hypocrite conservative!!! I've never heard of such a thing! No wait, I have. It is interesting that someone who has said "I think the fact of the matter, of course, is that matters regulated by the states -- I think different states are likely to come to different conclusions, and that's appropriate..." would make such an about face.
I think that this sums up the two-facedness of Cheney best.