Suicide on the Installment Plan: "'Homosexual behavior is suicide on the installment plan. To elevate anal penetration to the level of civil marriage is like telling a drug addict that his self destructive lifestyle qualifies him to be a pharmacist.'"
...And telling a Rich, Right-Wing Wacko-Uber-Christian he's qualified to lead other impressionable individuals is like telling a Terrorist he's allowed to fly planes because of his "dedication."

This isn't about anal sex. As I'm sure this guy's wife could probably tell us, there are many marriages that aren't about sex at all. Sex is not the point of marriage. That's what college is for. Marriage is about love, respect, family, having someone to take care of, and who can take care of you. Having someone you know so deeply, it surprises you when they teach you something about yourself. Having someone you can argue with, and still be able to crawl up and cuddle with in bed.

We need homosexual marriage in this country to protect the sanctity of marriage. Heterosexuals have taken marriage and drug it thru the ground. These homosexuals that want to get married REALLY KNOW WHAT MARRIAGE IS ALL ABOUT. They've been together for years. They're not just getting married for the sake of getting married. They're getting married because their unity, their bond is so intense, so holy that marriage is the only thing that makes sense. In my family, there are many very beautiful, sanctified marriages between two loving, respectful people interested only in being true to one another forever. My parents are one example. However, if you look at my father's side of the family, we have example after example of what has become of marriage in today's society. Marriage "just cuz" someone got knocked up. Marriage because they were young and stupid, and really wanted to be able to screw whenever they wanted. Marriage that just didn't make sense. I think that these homosexual marriages will actually STRENGTHEN marriage in our society. These are people who are more committed to eachother than my Uncle Billy and Aunt Marie were, or my Uncle Ken and Aunt Karen. These people know true and deep love, love that is becoming less and less common a prerequisite for marriage anymore. They prove that two people really can get together and stay together for the right reasons. Not just cuz someone's got a bun in the oven, or someone's father won 1/3 of 6.2 million in the lottery, but because they know its the right thing to do.
These examples of good marriages will serve as good role-models for our youth that is so quickly getting used to the idea of broken homes and loveless marriages. Religious nuts want to tell us that homosexual marriage will destroy the vary sanctity of marriage. Well, Jerry Falwell/Fred Phelps, as much as I'd REALLY LIKE to do something like that, looks like you heteros have beat me to it. Maybe homosexual marriage will actually return some of the sanctity back to marriage. We'll see.